Drew Carey on hosting The Price is Right and The Power of Ten:

"I thought about it. You're giving way prizes all day and making everybody happy. I really can't complain. Honestly, my whole take on it has turned around now. Now I think you couldn't do better. Here's a car, here's some money. And it's not even your money. You're giving away money and getting credit for it. I feel like a congressman. I'm like the junior Ted Stevens."

H/T: The dazzlingly brilliant Demian Brady.